i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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