Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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