one might say we're banned from that church
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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