Yo dont text me then not text me
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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