week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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