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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
you will always have a special place in my vag
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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