i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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