I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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