Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
...so i touched it.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
