I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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