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(612): View more from Minnesota

you guys were way drunker than both of me

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(865): View more from Tennessee

is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?

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(330): View more from Ohio

That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask

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(303): View more from Colorado

Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.

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(585): View more from New York

I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.

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