There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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