when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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