She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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