I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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