i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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