Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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