He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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