did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
