you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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