We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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