He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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