Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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