At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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