these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she peed on how many people?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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