i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
