party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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