Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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