Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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