She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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