Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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