Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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