There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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