wake up i wanna do it froggy style
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i barfeds in our rink
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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