who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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