3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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