Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
What a dumb baby whore.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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