She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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