forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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