she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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