Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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