I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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