Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
