I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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