There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Drake has all the answers
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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