chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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