I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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