i don't plan on having that self control this summer
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
