Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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