So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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