why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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