We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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