Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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